20 Ways to Go Out With a Bang

1. Quit your job

2. Go tanning and buy short-shorts

3. Make Buffalo Wild Wings on Tuesday nights a tradition

4. Spend $40 on your best friend's birthday present

5. Create a blog for a class you aren't even enrolled in

6. Talk on the phone with your ex

7. Back into your mom's expensive car and don't tell her about it

8. Kiss at prom

9. Make LP's hottest junior your #1 on snapchat

10. Scheme your dad into filling up your gas tank for the past 10 times

11. Carry the clothes of 12 male streaking polynesians

12. Take 4 AP tests in 1 week

13. Listen to unedited rap music even though you're an 18-year-old white girl

14. Take a sleeping pill every night

15. Go to Dixie and get invited to hang out with college boys because you told them you're graduated

16. Hypnotize your friend

17. Download Tinder

18. Have suggestive dance parties in your friend's basement 

19. Go to Slam Poetry nights and pretend to be indie

20. Let go

-S.C.